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Heroin Monkey

A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."

the pokemon meme collector

mr bean is that you

A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".

Willy b

The meme shows two images. The first one shows Al Bundy sitting on a couch. He looks relaxed and seems to be wearing ordinary clothes. The second image shows a two-story suburban house.

Heroin Monkey

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

✨Jassy✨

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

MU’S BEST FRIEND

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

Toast ツ

is this a lot?

Heroin Monkey

SCHOOL
SPEED
LIMIT
20
7:00 AM 9:30 AM
2:00 PM-5:00 PM
Pedophiles love this sign!
Slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids.
SHARE if you support raising the school-zone speed
limit to 80 mph to keep our children safe!

the pokemon meme collector

the rick roll lol

A Pokemon card featuring Rick Astley. It has his picture and the text 'Rick Roll;D. Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!' and 'Never Gonna' Give You Up. Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will never give it up!!! Stupid 80's artist!!!'

Anonymous

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a Bionicle figure being threatened with a power drill. The text reads: "My gf: If you don't stop posting bionicle memes we're breaking up. Me: *posts bionicle memes*. My gf: *leaves me*. Me: I regret nothing."

ohio nugget

justin bever be like in ohio

A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Heroin Monkey

A person with brown hair and a black and white jacket sits on an orange couch with a grey patterned background. The text below the image says "epstein list releases" and "ecelebs start leaving the platform".

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

Rookpauze

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

Rookpauze

Bro what goin on

Three avatars are in a bathroom setting, two in a tub and one standing by, while menus like 'Catalog', 'Shop', 'Options', 'Passes', 'Donate', and 'Sit' are visible on the left side. The avatars are named Glassiewxter, Itzz_Hannah, and PrincessePepe.

Heroin Monkey

A digital artwork showing a depiction of the alien character E.T. with a mohawk, a full beard and mustache, gold hoop earrings, and a large gold chain with a cross. The background is a dark grey.

Genna

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!

The image is a promotional poster for the show "Bubble Guppies" featuring six animated characters. There are five main characters with various hair and skin colors and a small dog. The text on the poster reads "Bubble Guppies" in a bubbly font.