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Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Funny Test Answers #7
I have a body count of 7.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?