If Slade were any more SENILE, heβd be pH 7.
7 Jokes
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, Iβm just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
