7 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Memes
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”