7 jokes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!