Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
7 Jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Mom! (DYM 7)
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
