7 jokes
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Memes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.