7 jokes

Door

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

iPhone

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Memes

Date

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Money

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Number

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Number

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Orphan

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Girlfriend

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”