7 jokes
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?