7 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).