7 jokes

Age

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

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  • Parent

    Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!

    Coin

    I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

    Memes

    Ten

    If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

    (10 is in between 9/11)

    Victim

    How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

    Kill her afterwards.

    Kid

    Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

    Number

    We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

    Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

    Orphan

    I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.

    Scientist

    EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

    Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🀬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🀧 - Finished 😹🀕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

    Number

    Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

    Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

    PTSD

    We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

    He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

    Number

    Why is 8 scared of 7?

    Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."