7 jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Classic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?

'Cause 7 8 9.

Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Why did 6 hate 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.