7 jokes
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
welp u alr know what it is
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Mom! (DYM 7)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.