3 year olds jokes

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?

"My bum hurts!"

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?

Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."