1945 jokes
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
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What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
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My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?
