Yours jokes
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
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Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
You're gay, Amon.
You're a fat poop poop!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.