Yours jokes
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Just ask your dad.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"