Yours jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
You're an orphan.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.