Yours jokes
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.