Yours jokes

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

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    • Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

    When your friends [are] talking about sports:

    Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

    Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

    Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

    Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

    Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

    Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

    She handed her an application through the mirror.

    Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

    Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

    Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

    Your mama is so stupid.

    Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."