You're jokes
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.