You're jokes

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

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Your mom is so fat, that burger.

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"