You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Your so short that I had to ask god why he made you short ass toothpick legs
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
