Your So Short jokes

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!