Your So Short jokes

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.