Your So Short jokes

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

I'M SHORTTT!

How long are you? I

Like if you're short.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.