Your So Short jokes

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.