Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Your so short that I had to ask god why he made you short ass toothpick legs
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
your so short that you build a tiny house for yourself
your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
