Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
yor mom
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
