What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
Orphanage kid: you’re ugly Kid w/ mother: your mom
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
your mom so ugly shes the reason he swerved
your mom so ugly that Paul walker dying
Your mom is SOO stupid she was studying for a COVID test
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
My bully: your face is ugly. Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven. My bully: :(
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
Your Mom is so friking fat,THAT WHEN SHE RIPPED HER PANTSAND WENT TO THE SEAMSTER THEY SAY WE DONT SEW CURTAINS
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mom is a joke
Me and your mom in the bed
Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"
your mom is so skinny she eats skinny pop
