Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
your mom was born in a dumpster as well as you
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough
Why is your mom uglly bozo
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Your mom is so fat it takes a year to turn around
your mom was so fat that she couldnt have a man and couldnt go through the door
IM JOKING DONT GET MAD
yor mom
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
your mom is so ugly even shrek ran away from her
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
Bully: Your mom hates you Orphan: I dont have parents ;)
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
