You jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.