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Skeleton

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I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Chat

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Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

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    Protest

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    Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

    Qwen

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    I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

    Lover

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    All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

    Scam

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    Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

    School

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    Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?馃槖 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

    Daughter

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    It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife鈥檚 mom and dad just died.

    Wife: 馃槶馃槶馃槶I wish this never happened.

    Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it鈥檚 ok. I love whenever I see you馃グ馃グ

    Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won鈥檛, but I love you when you're alive 馃槈馃槒

    Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we鈥檙e alive, but you don鈥檛 love us when we鈥檙e dead馃ぅ馃槬馃槗

    Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy鈥檚 mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad馃槨馃が. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 馃槪 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we鈥檒l get you back. Mom says:

    This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 馃挄

    Bible

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    It says in the Bible to only think about what鈥檚 pure and lovely... So I鈥檝e been thinking about you all day long.

    Chick

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    I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

    Friend

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    So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))