G Spot jokes
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.