G Spot jokes
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.