G Spot jokes
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.