Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama!

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.