Yo mamma jokes

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.