Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
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yo mamma so fat when she walked past the tv I missed 3 episodes
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
Yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut bacause it had a hole in it
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries