Yo mamma jokes
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mamma sucks!
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
royal more like boil cuz your mad that ur fat, trying to make riddles boy riddle these hands, you think your king? nah your ground beef, ground beef that yo mamma eats, cuz she's obese.