Yo mamma

Yo mamma jokes

Mamma

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Mamma

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Momma

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Mamma

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Toilet

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo mama

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Hairline

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Mamma

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Community

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

royal more like boil cuz your mad that ur fat, trying to make riddles boy riddle these hands, you think your king? nah your ground beef, ground beef that yo mamma eats, cuz she's obese.