Yo mamma jokes
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo mamma sucks!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
royal more like boil cuz your mad that ur fat, trying to make riddles boy riddle these hands, you think your king? nah your ground beef, ground beef that yo mamma eats, cuz she's obese.