Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut bacause it had a hole in it
Yo mamma's so fat she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries
Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
Yo mamma is so FAT, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
yo mamma so stupid she pooped in the shower
YO MAMMA EAT TO MUCH THAT SEE THEW UP A THOUSEND TIMES AND SAID HELP ME SON
Yo mamma such a quitter, she di
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the floor she fell through it
yo mamma sucks
Yo Mamma's so ugly she made one direction turn into the other direction!
Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
