Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her
yo mamma so old that when she farts we have to dust again
yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean we haven't even explored 5% of her yet
yo mamma so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the floor cracked up
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
yo mamma sucks
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
