Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
