World War 2 jokes
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
