World War 2 jokes

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.