My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
