World War 2 jokes
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.