World War 2

World War 2 jokes

Discount

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

German

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Adolf Hitler

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Soldier

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Community

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.