A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in Ethnic Cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
*World war 2 going on and then stops* Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.
Steel led to world war 2
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
