World War 2

World War 2 Jokes

Pole

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Anal

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

Adolf Hitler

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Guy

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

Discount

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

Book

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

German

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Soldier

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Hitler

God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

Hitler: 👌👌👌👌

God: 😩😩😩😩

War

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."