World War 2 jokes
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."