Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in Ethnic Cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
*World war 2 going on and then stops* Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.
Steel led to world war 2
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
