Workouts jokes

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.

Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:

1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

Biggest joke?

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