After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Workouts Jokes
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Biggest joke?
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What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
