Workouts jokes
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Community talk
superman should be weak because nothing can give him a proper workout
bouta do the Edward kenway workout and go for a run in the woods listening to some of the ac soundtracks
What is a good work out to do