A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
nuns be like: can I spread the word buttcheck for u?
Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldn’t believe it, the farmers bull got out and started fucking the white cow miss brown said Johnny don’t use that word next time you want to say that use the word “surprised”. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldn’t believe it the farmers bull got out and “surprised” the whit cow, miss brown said that’s much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words? Student: Ukraine is History!
Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
My teacher said, ̈Words don ́t hurt! ̈ So I threw my dictionary at her.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"? Because it carried water and another word for water is aqua. duhh
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
PLS WRITE UR COMMENT
BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC
