Women rights jokes

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.

Women deserve rights and lefts.

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.

Wanna know something funny?

- Women's rights.