Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.