Women rights jokes

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Woman do have rights!

Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.

Women’s rights *bazinga!*

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Women’s rights.

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.