Wizardry jokes

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”