Wizardry jokes
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Meme:
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
