Wizardry Jokes

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!