What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Wizardry Jokes
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!