Wisdom jokes

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

The three unwritten rules of life:

1. 2. 3.

Confucius say:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."