Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
Why is Hellen. Kellers snatch alway sore? She wipes with a brillo pad.
Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?
What do butts say. Help me I’m getting wiped clean
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.
The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)
Why did the butt hole get angry? So it could wipe every human snipe
Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What did the canible do after he dumped his girlfriend Wiped his ass
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
