Windows jokes

How to make time fly?

Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

How did the computer get out of the house?

He used windows.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.