Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why Jokes
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
