Why jokes
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.