Why jokes
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
(Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why I made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!