Why jokes
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.