Why jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?