Why jokes
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.