Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why Jokes
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
