Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.