Why jokes
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.