Why jokes
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.