Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

Golfer

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Neptune

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Website

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Fan

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Friend

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Dog

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.