Why jokes
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.