Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.