Why jokes
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.