Why jokes
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.