Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why does this exist?
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
