Why jokes
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.