Why jokes
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!