Why jokes
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.