Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
