Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.