Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!