Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why Jokes
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
