Why jokes
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?