Why jokes

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."

A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.