Why jokes
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.