Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why Jokes
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
