Why jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.