Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
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