Why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road jokes

Chicken

I have a joke about death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Think about it :)

Chicken

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

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