Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.