Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.