Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!