Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.