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I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

The French: "But how did you do it?"

The Italian: "I killed one."

The German: "So what?"

The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.