Whores jokes

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Whore

    • Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

    Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

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    • Professor

    • An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

    Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

    When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

    With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

    “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

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    • Hormone

    • So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

    Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

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    • Whore

    • Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

    What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

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    • Shorty

    • Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.

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    • Wife

    • My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

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    • Whore

    • Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

    Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

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    • Chat

    • Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

    This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

    Read the directions.

    1. Type how she makes you feel.

    2. Type how you would fuck her.

    3. Any type of sex is aloud.

    4. Remember to send pics as well.

    5. Enjoy.

    Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

    Nun

    • What is the difference between whores and nuns?

    Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

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