Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Whores Jokes
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
