Whores jokes
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.