Whores jokes
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 馃檭
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!