Whereabouts jokes
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
You live in the airport.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Community talk
Where did yall go?
Where Cosmo btw
So Lovely Perv, where are you? What happened?